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Of columbia overwhelms southwest Satan - will give up on birthday), calories 1795.
Humph. Have woken up v. fed up. On top of columbia overwhelms southwest everything, only two weeks to columbia overwhelms southwest go until birthday, when will have to columbia overwhelms southwest face up to columbia overwhelms southwest the fact that another entire year has gone by, during which everyone else except me has mutated into Smug Married, having children plop, plop, plop, left right and columbia overwhelms southwest centre and columbia overwhelms southwest making hundreds of columbia overwhelms southwest thousands of columbia overwhelms southwest pounds and columbia overwhelms southwest inroads into very hub of columbia overwhelms southwest establishment, while I career rudderless and, boyfriendless through dysfunctional relationships and columbia overwhelms southwest professional stagnation.
Find self constantly scanning face in mirror for columbia overwhelms southwest wrinkles and columbia overwhelms southwest frantically reading Hello!, checking out everyone's ages in desperate search for columbia overwhelms southwest role models (Jane Seymour is columbia overwhelms southwest forty-two!), fighting long-impacted fear that one day in your thirties you will suddenly, without warning, grow a big fat crimplene dress, shopping bag, tight perm and columbia overwhelms southwest face collapsing in manner of columbia overwhelms southwest movie special-effect, and columbia overwhelms southwest that will be columbia overwhelms southwest it. Try to columbia overwhelms southwest concentrate hard on Joanna Lumley and columbia overwhelms southwest Susan Sarandon.
Also worried about how to columbia overwhelms southwest celebrate birthday. Size of columbia overwhelms southwest flat and columbia overwhelms southwest bank balance prohibits actual party. Maybe dinner party? But then would have to columbia overwhelms southwest spend birthday slaving and columbia overwhelms southwest would hate all guests on arrival. Could all go out for columbia overwhelms southwest meal but then feel guilty asking everyone to columbia overwhelms southwest pay, selfishly presuming to columbia overwhelms southwest force costly and columbia overwhelms southwest dull evening on others merely to columbia overwhelms southwest celebrate own birthday - yet cannot afford to columbia overwhelms southwest pay for columbia overwhelms southwest everyone. Oh God. What to columbia overwhelms southwest do? Wish had not been born but immaculately burst into being in similar, though not identical, manner to columbia overwhelms southwest Jesus, then would not have had to columbia overwhelms southwest have birthday. Sympathize with Jesus in sense of columbia overwhelms southwest embarrassment he must, and columbia overwhelms southwest perhaps should, feel over two-millennium-old social imposition of columbia overwhelms southwest own birthday on large areas of columbia overwhelms southwest globe.
Midnight. Have had v.g. idea about birthday. Am going to columbia overwhelms southwest ask everyone round for columbia overwhelms southwest cocktails, perhaps Manhattans. Will then have given to columbia overwhelms southwest guests something in manner of columbia overwhelms southwest grand society hostess, and columbia overwhelms southwest if everyone wishes to columbia overwhelms southwest go to columbia overwhelms southwest dinner afterwards: why, they may do so. Not sure what Manhattan is, come to columbia overwhelms southwest think of columbia overwhelms southwest it. But could buy book of columbia overwhelms southwest cocktails maybe. Probably won't, to columbia overwhelms southwest be columbia overwhelms southwest perfectly honest.
Thursday 16 March
9st 1, alcohol units 2, cigarettes 3 (v.g.), calories 2140 (but mainly fruit), minutes spent doing party guest list 237 (bad).
Me Shazzer
Jude Vile Richard
Tom Jerome (yuk)
Michael
Magda Jeremy
Simon
Rebecca Martin Crashing Bore
Woney Cosmo
Joanna
Daniel? Perpetua? (eek) and columbia overwhelms southwest Hugo?
Oh no. Oh no. What am I going to columbia overwhelms southwest do?
Friday 17 March
Just called Tom who says, very wisely, 'It is columbia overwhelms southwest your birthday and columbia overwhelms southwest you should invite exactly and columbia overwhelms southwest only who you want.' So am just going to columbia overwhelms southwest ask the following:
Shazzer
Jude
Tom
Magda and columbia overwhelms southwest Jeremy
- and columbia overwhelms southwest cook supper for columbia overwhelms southwest everyone myself.
Called Tom back to columbia overwhelms southwest tell him the plan and columbia overwhelms southwest he said, 'and Jerome?'
'What?'
'And Jerome?'
'I thought, like we said, I'd just ask who I . . . ' I tailed off, realizing if I said 'wanted' it would mean I didn't 'want' i.e. 'like' Tom's insufferable, pretentious boyfriend.
'Oh!' I said, over-compensating madly. 'You mean your Jerome? Course Jerome's invited, yer ninny. Chuh! But do you think it's OK not to columbia overwhelms southwest ask Jude's Vile Richard? And Sloaney Woney -even though she had me to her birthday last week?'
'She'll never know.'
When I told Jude who was coming she said perkily, 'Oh, so we're bringing other halves?' which means Vile Richard. Also now that it's not just six I will have to ask Michael. Oh well. I mean nine is fine. Ten. It'll be fine.
Next thing Sharon rang. 'I hope I haven't put my foot in it. I just saw Rebecca and asked her if she was coming to your birthday and she looked really offended.'
Oh no, I'll have to ask Rebecca and Martin Crashing Bore now. But that means I'll have to ask Joanna as well. Shit. shit. Now I've said I'm cooking I can't suddenly announce we're going out to a restaurant or I'll seem both bone idle and mean.
Oh God. Just got home to icy offended-sounding answerphone message from Woney.
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9 a.m. Blimey. Mum just rang. 'Darling,' she said. 'Guess what? Good Afternoon! are looking for columbia overwhelms southwest researchers. Current affairs, terribly good. I've spoken to columbia overwhelms southwest Richard Finch, the editor, and columbia overwhelms southwest told him all about you. I said you had a degree in politics, darling. Don't worry, he'll be columbia overwhelms southwest far too busy to columbia overwhelms southwest check. He wants you to columbia overwhelms southwest come in on Monday for columbia overwhelms southwest a chat.'
Monday. Oh my God. That only gives columbia overwhelms southwest five days to columbia overwhelms southwest learn Current Affairs.
Saturday 12 August
9st 3 (still in very good cause), alcohol units 3 (v.g.), cigarettes 32 (v.p. bad, particularly since first day of columbia overwhelms southwest giving up), calories 1800 (g.), lottery tickets 4 columbia overwhelms southwest no. of columbia overwhelms southwest serious current affairs articles read 1.5, 1471 calls columbia overwhelms southwest (OK), minutes spent having cross imaginary conversations with Daniel 120 (v.g.), minutes spent imagining Daniel begging me to columbia overwhelms southwest come back 90 (excellent).
Right. Determined.
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